“Be sure to feed her by four. If she screams, I can just edit that out.”
Baby North meets her director for the next Star Wars franchise.
That racist bastard married his housekeeper.
Racist mofo. She an Ivy league educated, power house, financial business woman, sits on several multinational corporate boards, $5mil+ net worth.
So you’re saying she cost extra?
Yeah, well the poop is strong in this one, asshole. Change the diaper you will, yes?
George, you’re not the father. I carried her, I gave birth. I can’t explain what happened. It was possible she was concieved by the midi-chlorians.
I hope that kid shits all over him one time for every syllable Jar Jar Binks uttered in those cartoons.
Okay so clearly George isn’t racist, but then how do you explain the one black Jedi Master ever getting a punkass death at the hands of an old white man?
“You know, I could use CGI to touch up our babies looks.”
When you grow up people will judge you, laugh at you, give you condescending looks. I want you to know now: I’m sorry about Jar Jar.
“The shark’s mouth was this fucking big.”
“For the 100th time, that was a movie you were in!”
That is a picture of a human who will live it’s entire life on earth without ever writing a resume or filling out a job application.
“It’s written in the Disney contract – The baby stays IN the R2 outfit!. Damn it!!”
“I’m sorry George. They rejected this Ewok.”
Has he told them he gave all his money away? Since they’re still hanging around with him, I’ll guess the answer to that is ‘no’.
Jabba the slut!
Is it normal for a new mom to gain that much weight without being the one who was pregnant?
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George Lucas with his wife Mellody Hobson and their baby in St. Bart's. (January 1, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN