superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    So, A-Rod is a Terminator who went back in time to bang Judgement Day’s Linda Hamilton?

  2. That guy looks awesome, and A-Rod ain’t half bad either.

  3. A muscular man with breast implants, A-Rod’s perfect “girl”

  4. I’m glad to see they’re still together.

  5. JimBB

    She’s the first woman who can bench-press his ego.

  6. swalton

    So you’ll definitely take off these handcuffs if I burn another 1000 calories right?

  7. She is already leading him around by the balls.

  8. A match made at Biogenesis.

  9. “Oh yeah, that’s what I want – a girlfriend with ripped abs and big biceps”, said no straight man, ever.

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