David Hasselhoff doesn’t seem so bad now.
The cats behave because he freaks the crap out of them.
his hairs on backwards.
Guys, this is what stupid women, who like cats, fall for.
Em, no, this is what cats, that don’t want to be eaten, fall for.
Jesus, one brush with the Chipmunks franchise has fucked David Cross for life.
i thought this was cross too, lol
Cat Behaviorist, translation: a guy who spends a lot of time motivating cats with food.
It works because the cats always think a bit more highly of themselves after meeting him.
One thing is for certain due to the lack of scratch marks. He didn’t put the cat into harness himself…
The hell he didn’t. This dude is a super cat-whisperer. If he tells a cat to pay his bills, that thing asks for his passwords.
Make all the snarky comments you want, but the fact remains that this man is knee deep in pussy every single day. Hate on, haters.
Note: JCHC did not write “quality pussy”.
Looking at the thumbnail, I thought this was someone in a Star Trek Quark mask…but now seeing it fullsize, I have no fucking idea what I’m looking at.
So now how am I supposed to tell my kids “Look, if you get all tattooed and pierced, no one will give you a job.”?
Actually, this picture alone might scare the shit out of them – they’re still pretty young.
I don’t know what his magic trick was, but don’t smell his fingers.
It’s not like I would take a Cat Whisperer seriously anyway, but the pink and black barber shirt doesn’t really help matters.
After returning to Melmac, Alf was diagnosed with cancer and given his last meal.
And the basis for David Cross’s newest satirical character enters the spotlight.
“Why is my cat behaving this way?”
‘Because it’s a fucking cat lady!’
I only charge $20 and the number of your hottest, non-cat crazy friend for my services.
Two And A Half Pussies
Damn, his split with Katie Perry really had a disastrous effect on Russell Brand!
CAT BEHAVIORIST = Loser with no friends and zero chance at ever having one. In the words of the immortal Mr. Slave ” JESUS CHRIST”.
What has to happen to you in life for you to conclude that this is a good look?
So right after he explained how he himself uses a litter box, all credibility went out the window.
It’s amazing this guy gets any pussy at all.
Looks like an ice-cream cone
… douche flavored.
I love my cats way too much to let this guy near them.
Jackson Galaxy and the only pussy he will ever make contact with.
WINNING.. Winner Winner Cat Behaviorist Dinner
This is one of those times when my inner curmudgeon shouts “ASSHAT!” before I even get to consider the guy’s potential virtues.
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Cat Behaviorist (yep, that's right) Jackson Galaxy on Extra in Los Angeles. (January 18, 2012)