“Theresa Ortiz (white bikini).” OK, fine and dandy. But the other one looks pretty good, too. Who the hell is she?

She’s smiling now but she’ll probably need some help getting all that sand out of her cooch.

The other girl (pissed off, blue polka dot bikini) is alot cuter.

They just realized the ocean is full of water and they could get their bikinis wet.