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  1. Hey, I remember them asking me for spare change!

  2. Nonny Moose

    Tor Johnson lives!!!!

  3. ThisWillHurt

    The Sexiest Man Alive wears a Cosby sweater. Makes sense.

  4. “So let me get this straight, you slept with Lohan and the hair just fell off?”

  5. mrsbloodyface

    If he slept with Lindsay the mange is the least and most curable problem this dude’s got.

  6. cc

    If Karma really exists, he’s going to play the slow sidekick in a remake of Catcher in the Rye

  7. “Stand up straight!”
    “Yes dear…”
    “Don’t slouch when you walk!”
    “Yes dear…”
    “Don’t embarrass me in front of my mother!”
    “Yes dear…”

  8. So not every pregnant woman puts on 150 lbs? Jessica Simpson lied to me!

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