Hey, I remember them asking me for spare change!
Tor Johnson lives!!!!
The Sexiest Man Alive wears a Cosby sweater. Makes sense.
“So let me get this straight, you slept with Lohan and the hair just fell off?”
If he slept with Lindsay the mange is the least and most curable problem this dude’s got.
If Karma really exists, he’s going to play the slow sidekick in a remake of Catcher in the Rye
I meant ‘Of Mice and Men’…it’s late okay?
“Stand up straight!”
“Don’t slouch when you walk!”
“Don’t embarrass me in front of my mother!”
So not every pregnant woman puts on 150 lbs? Jessica Simpson lied to me!
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