Kim Kardashian at The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (January 16, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“It happens every time, they all become blueberries.”
I think she’s doing pregnancy wrong.
Usually it’s the belly that gets bigger, not the ass.
So she’s giving birth to a lesbian? Someone explain this science to me please…
Wow. I must say, Anthony Hopkins looks absolutely AMAZING as Alfred Hitchcock!
In the North by Northwest remake, the final scene would take place on her giant ass, instead of Mt Rushmore.
I bet she’s stuffing her clothes for more attention… WHORE
Who shopped Kim’s head onto John Goodman’s body?
It’s like they photoshopped her head on Chris Christie’s body.
A fat-assed waiter out for a smoke break.
Starring in the role of Octavio the Clown in the “Scarface” remake.
Less of a cow, and more like Danny Devito’s penguin?
That’s not how stuffing your bra works, Kim.
Love that classic Holstein style.
She is carrying low.
Yeah, all the way back in her ass.
Here we have Kim wearing the Paula Poundstone collection.
She went from Kim to Chloe to Rosie real quick.
Bad choice of colors. Shamu called and he wants his look back.
Six more months to go, Kanye must be terrified.
She’s only about 45 days pregnant, right? She needs to lay off the deep-fried marshmallow fluff.
So she thought, “Hey, maybe if I dress like a lesbian, I won’t look so big!” wtf? Bitch needs to own it and break out the mumus.
Law and Order FAT
I’m sure she’s only puffy from eating so Mexican. Or black dudes.
She’s getting fat!
So the truth comes out. Pat was a chick! OR Jiminy Glick, give or take.
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