The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.17.13
John Travolta's personal chef presents The 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Menu Tasting Event in Los Angeles. (January 16, 2013)
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I’m guessing they call this “Junque Au Vin”
Tell me again why this doesn’t have one thousand thumbs up–?
Bah, that could be anybody’s chef.
That meat looks good.
(not gay at all.)
dickwiches again?
Now eat your dick sandwich, like a good boy, and you’ll be big and strong like Ron Jeremy. :D
Don’t you mean Jeremy Renner? Heyyyyy…wait a minute…..
Jeremy’s Iron.
I see what you did there.
TCLTC
Big blob of cream sauce on the meat….what a surprise.
Hey, what’s a phallic dish without some cream at the tip of the meat?
Dressing to the left. Talk about classy!
I’d get that checked. The testes look really red and seem to be oozing pus.
I hate when phallic foods look delicious. I can never decide if they make me hungry or horny.
In addition to the sheer hell of wondering where the cucumbers have actually been.
Hell, you could write a whole episode of a sitcom around a turnip shaped like a thingy.
Is that roast beef or hamster meat?
Mmmmmm… bacon balls.
I want to eat that right now.
Doesn’t that just look twee
California Cuisine
San Francisco style!
Is that a footlong?
With that big slice of carbs/bread, I’m certain this meal was purged by many a star later that evening.