BEHOLD! And the Lord created the Ali Larter and said “This is good”.
fly vagina, FLY!!
i’m. a. big. kid. now. wheeee
“Yes, but can you queef while sticking the landing?”
I’m confused. She looks hot but she is standing the way my toddler used to when peeing.
“Damnit, too long!”
“Can you see my penis? Nope, good!”
Oh bravo, like you’re the only person that can shove a gas hose through their privates and out their butt?
Hey, gas jockey! You forgot to check under my hood with your dipstick! Full service, my ass!
kinda hot failed actress= kinda worthless air dancer
Push, Snooki. Don’t pull.
My goodness miss Larter, where on Earth are your pants?
Oops. Wrong picture
Where’s a heavy breeze when you need it?
breathe, noonerhole, breathe!
She’s waiting for me to come over, and fill her tank
Hold still baby, I’ll be right there…
If we did that while filling the tank, people would stare and shake their heads.
Free whiffs for everyone ..
“Where’s my talent??? I got your talent right here! No seriously, you’re looking at the totality of my talent.”
don’t ever get pregnant…
Really? Arco Gas?
Been sniffing the fumes again I see.
Thank you, Ali.
Another unsuccessful “Passion of the Christ” audition.
I used my Amex Platinum to buy a fish that was “this” big.
Pretty sure shes wearing a long shirt, not a dress…#nopantsdance
Get over it, Ali. Hayden was the cheerleader. You were…everybody else.
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Ali Larter in Los Angeles. (January 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN