Drew Barrymore signing copies of her book 'Find It In Everything' at Barnes & Noble in Los Angeles. (January 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
*ET point his finger…..”Idiiiiiiiiooooot.”
Find what? Cocaine?
Would it be ironic to sit on a picture of a cactus?
I’d rather kiss the cactus.
Strangely enough, Leonardo DiCaprio’s autobiography is also called “Find It In Everything.”
..and while you’re waiting to buy my book, let me show you the latest sonogram of my baby. Isn’t it adorable?!
She is not aging well.
One left turn, a short drive and she’s in croneville. Almost there.
Most white women don’t.
So she couldn’t just pick a single color or design for her nails? She had to go with one of each?
it’s a “Where’s Waldo?” book where you have to find her vagina in ordinary pictures. Pass.
Didn’t she used to have actual lips?
…and this is my vulva under 300x magnification
Ha ha ha ha…watch me do Brooke Shields
I think she might have eaten Brooke Shields.
“I good read to book fun write pictures YAY!”
Someone needs to brace that baby because mommy’s about to hit the wall.
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