superficial

  1. *ET point his finger…..”Idiiiiiiiiooooot.”

  2. joe

    Find what? Cocaine?

  3. Swearin

    Would it be ironic to sit on a picture of a cactus?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d rather kiss the cactus.

  5. Josephus

    Strangely enough, Leonardo DiCaprio’s autobiography is also called “Find It In Everything.”

  6. ..and while you’re waiting to buy my book, let me show you the latest sonogram of my baby. Isn’t it adorable?!

  7. “Look…cactuses!”

  8. She is not aging well.

  9. meh

    So she couldn’t just pick a single color or design for her nails? She had to go with one of each?

  10. it’s a “Where’s Waldo?” book where you have to find her vagina in ordinary pictures. Pass.

  11. MarketingMike

    Didn’t she used to have actual lips?

  12. …and this is my vulva under 300x magnification

  13. Ha ha ha ha…watch me do Brooke Shields

  14. “I good read to book fun write pictures YAY!”

  15. gary coleman's ghost

    Someone needs to brace that baby because mommy’s about to hit the wall.

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