superficial

  1. Your move, Ricci [pushes Tupperware containers across table]

  2. renotastic

    You’d be a basket case too if Leo dumped you!

  3. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Ooooh! Take-out!

  4. meh

    How come I never accidentally get a Bar Rafaeli mixed in with my laundry when I pull my clothing out of the dryer?

  5. would be hotter if it was a refrigerator.

  6. SER

    Dammit! I just folded those!

  7. j/k

    I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak.
    I lose all control and something takes over me.
    In a daze, your love’s so amazing, it’s not a phase.
    I want you to stay with me, by my side.
    I swallow my pride, your love is so sweet.
    It knocks me right off of my feet.
    I can’t explain why your loving makes me weak.

    That song was about cake.

  8. coljack

    If he wins the Oscar, Jonah Hill gets to fuck her.

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