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  1. JohnnyP

    “Babette, I need you to dust the bottom shelves. Very thoroughly.
    Yes, that’s it… take your time…..”

  2. Either she was raised by raccoons, or she dated Chris Brown twice.

  3. For a moment there, I thought she overdid the vajazzling.

  4. Beer Baron

    I would like to murder her vagina.

  5. See Kristen Stewart? This is how you look convincing as a vampire

  6. She makes a really fucking sexy maid.

  7. waynemoores

    I see nipples!!!

  8. “Candy? Cigarettes?”

  9. Whoever did this wax sculpture of Salma Hayek forgot to add the rack.

  10. Mmm, sexy British maid. If she was Latina, Arnold would be losing his shit right now and throwing money at her.

  11. Anyone else full size this picture in the vain belief that you should be able to see through that shirt if there is any justice in the world.

    I swear if I were a character in The Wizard of Oz, after the tin man got his heart, and the scarecrow got his brain, I’d be next saying “I wanna see titties!”

  12. She has the greatest flat titties ever. As far as flat titties go…

  13. I’m normally all about the curves. A born tit man, really. But despite not having any curves to speak of there’s something about her that I want to fuck the shit out of.

  14. Incredibly sexy lady.

  15. “It’s so dreamy. Oh fantasy, free me! So you can’t see me, no, not at all.”

  16. “Albatross! Get your albatross!”

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