superficial

  1. He thinks his hand is on her vagina.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I haven’t see a couple this natural and in love since Travolta and Preston.

  3. “Try to be nice to Simon Cowell’s Danielle… He’s a good friend of mine.”

  4. CK

    Man that looks about as forced as when my gross aunt tried to kiss me when I was little.

  5. If Jennifer Coolidge and Wookie Kardashian had a baby.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    I don’t care what anyone says. I’m all for gay guys having babies.

  7. JimBB

    She got pregnant from watching a single episode of True Blood. Just WATCHING!

  8. “Kevin, my lips are to the right, and my boobs are much higher…get it right! There are photographers here!”

  9. Kevin: “I love kissing you after giving me a blow job.”
    Danielle: “Kevin, I ate a hot dog. You were the one that offered to blow the cabbie.”

  10. meh

    Wow…he actually gets a button-popping erection when his wife kisses him like she was his mom.

  11. Let’s dissect this picture a little:

    1. Hands placed like he has no idea where to touch a woman
    2. worlds most awkward kiss
    3. A Jonas brother

    My gaydar is going off like Rip Taylor in a confetti factory.

  12. It looks like she is the mutant Rogue and her touch is sucking the life out of him.

  13. dixonblonde

    “Move your lips a…unf…couple inches to the…erf…right and it’ll be so much more hetero, babe.”

  14. KJ: “I love you, Daniel Craig.”
    DJ: “WHAT THE FUCK?”
    KJ “I love you, Danielle Jonas.”
    DJ: “…OK.”
    KJ: “I can’t wait for you to have my baby, Daniel Day Lewis.”
    DJ: “Ah, Fuck This.

  15. gary coleman's ghost

    I told you; the kids mine.

  16. Gern Blanstan

    He’s just checking to make sure her belly is properly inflated.

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