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Who taught you how to do this stuff?
You alright! I learned it by watching you.
There’s a PSA I’d enjoy.
I think instead of a gag reflex she has an open mouth reflex when she’s near a microphone… So yes, it’s genetic…
Is she a judge because I’m not ready for a big assed loudmouth Miss America.
And exactly how is the fucking whore qualified to judge beauty?
vote for anyone who doesn’t look like one of her lardass daughters.
Didn’t think about that; Genius Eric!
Why yes, I did enjoy my time with the Wookiee, thanks for asking!
WTF is with all the Kardashian posts all of a sudden again? That Kris Jenner check must have come through because the general consensus is that we don’t want to see them.
+INFINITY
“Miss Nevada, what are your life goals? Do they include being pissed on? Because they should! HA HA HA!”
“How do I keep my girls standing behind me? With these microphone earrings!”
Seems like the appropriate venue for a nobody.
It’s Liza with a Z!
So.. Guessing she can throat the microphone and 8 inches of the stand?
I shudder to think of the question she’s going to pose to the competitor.
Not pictured: the black microphone, under the table.
“Kris Jenner at the 2012 Miss America Judges Press Conference”
And there you have it. The final sign of the coming Apocalypse.
“Who wants to hear ‘I Love My Friends’ a capella? I was hoping you’d say that!”
Somewhere, another Kardashian sex tape is being made.
ME ME ME!! The spotlight is on ME!!
whats with the nose
Too many hideous nose jobs ? Gah …
Whenever I see her in pics, I just cant get enough ME ME ME fucking famewhore, OMG I hate her so much.
that microphone isnt black
Indeed, the head is silver; Ms Jenner knows her prime demographic.
What a pig