superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Who taught you how to do this stuff?

    You alright! I learned it by watching you.

  2. I think instead of a gag reflex she has an open mouth reflex when she’s near a microphone… So yes, it’s genetic…

  3. Is she a judge because I’m not ready for a big assed loudmouth Miss America.

  4. Satan's bitch

    Why yes, I did enjoy my time with the Wookiee, thanks for asking!

  5. Venom

    WTF is with all the Kardashian posts all of a sudden again? That Kris Jenner check must have come through because the general consensus is that we don’t want to see them.

  6. JC

    “Miss Nevada, what are your life goals? Do they include being pissed on? Because they should! HA HA HA!”

  7. “How do I keep my girls standing behind me? With these microphone earrings!”

  8. squishy

    Seems like the appropriate venue for a nobody.

  9. RobN

    It’s Liza with a Z!

  10. So.. Guessing she can throat the microphone and 8 inches of the stand?

  11. I shudder to think of the question she’s going to pose to the competitor.

  12. Hume

    Not pictured: the black microphone, under the table.

  13. Bonky

    “Kris Jenner at the 2012 Miss America Judges Press Conference”

    And there you have it. The final sign of the coming Apocalypse.

  14. “Who wants to hear ‘I Love My Friends’ a capella? I was hoping you’d say that!”

  15. Somewhere, another Kardashian sex tape is being made.

  16. SIN

    ME ME ME!! The spotlight is on ME!!

  17. jam

    whats with the nose

  18. spartacus

    Whenever I see her in pics, I just cant get enough ME ME ME fucking famewhore, OMG I hate her so much.

  19. fuckityfuck

    that microphone isnt black

  20. Bigalkie

    What a pig

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