Ryan Seacrest posted this picture of himself with Dolly Parton on Instagram. (January 12, 2012)
I’m nearly certain that the person with balloon sized tits has sucked less cock than the other one.
Can’t you just smell that intoxicating aroma of Ben-Gay and K-Y Jelly?
It’s awesome to see Dolly without her wig and make-up on for once,
but man, Seacrest makes a bad drag queen!
That’s the first time Dolly ever sat on a mans lap and didn’t feel a penis.
Well I guess we can count 2 people in this shot that enjoy having plastic things shoved into them….
She may not be Judy Garland, but for Seacrest, she’ll do.
Even when he attempts to look straight, he’s flaming. FAIL
I got a brand new roller skate, and you got a brand new Keebler Elf.
Ryan Seacrest? I thought it was Smilin’ Bob from the stupid Enzyte commercials.
Doesn’t matter – had sex
They should have photoshopped his reflection too. Lazy airbrushers.
“You see, Ryan…I told you they’re real!”
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