superficial

  1. There is so much going on here that’s offending me… I wouldn’t even know where to begin.

  2. Why does he look like a power range? And at that, not even the plain clothes one but the battle-suit and helmet one?

  3. Sparky

    hope that’s a body chain showing and not just a necklace

  4. FUCKBEAST

    Odd….just very…odd.

  5. contusion

    Presenting the new, gay-friendly president of hair club for men.

  6. Don Draper's Dad

    WHOA! Somebody had some work done. Badly.

  7. That jacket looks a bit…snug.

    • I believe he did that on purpose. Wearing a jacket (buttoned up, BTW) that’s a bit too snug in the lower torso area gives the illusion that his upper body, i.e. shoulders, chest and arms, are larger than they really are.

      As Olive Oyl might say, “What a ma-yannnn!!!”

  8. MRF

    Who do they think they’re kidding? He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.

  9. MRF

    Who do they think they’re kidding? You can cut the sexual tension with a knife. He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.

    • catapostrophe

      Who do they think they’re kidding? They’d make a cute couple. He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.

  10. Nick4ca

    Whoah!

  11. samjo

    OMG at first glance I thought that was Ricky Martin…

  12. Martina

    He needs to take more drugs … no wait, BETTER drugs.

  13. ok started to type a comment here & I keep hearing a commercial for Uncle Bens rice. this gallery of officially fucked up.

  14. Vlad

    Not a good look, Joey…penciled in hairline and autopsy scar.

  15. Skeezix

    “There’s a guy here who says he wants to park your car then wax your ass…how do we get rid of him?”

  16. This is a wax figure, right?

  17. If the people really had a choice, he wouldn’t be there.

  18. Sigh…

    /facepalm

  19. “Whoah!….Really. Not gay.”

  20. tlmck

    Hair from a spray can. Way to go Joey!

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