Please tell me that’s a microphone.

Ahhh, an old hobbit that waxes his feet… How novel…

“This Kardashian bait has false advertising. I’ve been sitting here for minutes.”

Wow. He’s a lot shorter with his shoes off…

And then I took it out like this, and sort of flipped it around and bent myself over, but I just couldn’t reach. Take it from me guys, if I can’t do it from this close, it can’t be done.

It’s a true comic genius when they can even make dementia funny.

The best thing about the photo gallery malfunction is I saw the caption to this pic as “Mariah Carey at the season premiere screening of American Idol” and I didn’t bat an eye.

Worst. Ventriloquist. Act. Ever.

Too late to audition for The Hobbit, Mr. DeVito.

Looks like Danny is doing some wishful thinking there.