Millions in the bank
And all a man wants to do is record a fart with his cell-phone…
We are simple creatures…
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
What’s her rate, $10,000 per night?
Look, I can turn the lights on and off at my mansion on the moon all the way from here.
“Hey sexy lady… Psy no gangnam style tonight…”
Yeah, he is definitely gay and these women are all his beards. What straight man gets along with and goes on vacation with all his exes like that?
Thank goodness it wasn’t Jon Hamm, or that would have been an upskirt.
Thought this was Eva Longoria.
If I had his money, I could afford a woman with remote control also.
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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy on a yacht in St. Bart's. (January 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN