“No, I am not Mike Tyson. He has a face tat. STOP ASKING!”
“Ms. Ripa, why does it feel like you have a gun at my back?”
Hey kid, look where my penis is.
“I’d like 3 tickets please. One for me and for my two teeth.” -Michael Strahan.
“Why would you assume these were our kids?”
Does Kelly have something she needs to tell Mark?
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Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa at the Kids' Night on Broadway ticket launch at the August Wilson Theatre in New York City. (January 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN