1. CrashHell

    “No, I am not Mike Tyson. He has a face tat. STOP ASKING!”

  2. “Ms. Ripa, why does it feel like you have a gun at my back?”

  3. Hey kid, look where my penis is.

  4. Beer Baron

    “I’d like 3 tickets please. One for me and for my two teeth.” -Michael Strahan.

  5. “Why would you assume these were our kids?”

  6. tlmck

    Does Kelly have something she needs to tell Mark?

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