Someone has a bit of the Captain in him.
“Had” a bit of the Captain in him… a couple of times. On the poop deck, if you catch my drift.
so THAT’S how you personify pretentious. I’ve been wondering what that looks like.
I bet his shoes are all scuffed up from wearing them so much. He is so casual.
Never knew 70′s GI Joe had a “dinner party” outfit? Check out the Kung-Fu Grip on that pink drink…
I’m pretty sure that’s a candle he’s holding.
Why? They taste awful!
“I had a little Captain in me last night. A day later, my ass still hurts.”
Well, shit, sorry Tommy. Didn’t read down far enough.
American Psycho 2: The Hipster Douchebag Years
I don’t always drink a glass of my own piss…
His new flame?
Dude looks like a Kliban cartoon character.
“If you don’t take a picture of me I’ll burn the end of my dick with this candle.”
I don’t really think I can beat the caption Fish already made, so let me just expand on it.
“Schwartzman prepares for the controversial candle scene from ‘I Fart Huckabee’s.’”
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Jason Schwartzman at a screening of A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III in New York City. (January 9, 2013)-Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News,