Hollywood men feel shame! Ellen had the biggest boner all night. FOR SHAME!!!
Ellen’s got good taste.
It’s not sexual assault if you don’t have a penis.
Come on, touch ’em…I got Jennifer Aniston to. Well, not really, but I could tell she wanted to, but was too shy.
Damn, Ellen was copping free feels all night long!
“Just relax. It will all be over soon.”
So Ellen spent the night feeling up some of Hollywood’s hottest chicks? I haven’t wanted to be Ellen this bad since the day I heard she was dating Portia DeRossi.
“Oh, Ellen! Tee, hee, hee! Seriously though, get away from me you lesbo!”
Is it weird that I want Ellen as my wingman?
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