I am a very straight female, yet I want to marry Ellen- is that weird?
Not weird at all.. Gold diggery is not gender specific…
Now… where’s that nerve my acupuncturist told me would knock a person out… let me see…
How can her nipples even pierce leather?
no shit. are they made of armor?
Only Jennifer Aniston could nip out in a bath robe.
Moments after Ellen Degeneres performed her legendary “I can make your ring disappear” trick.
i would like to lick ellen’s butt
Ellen’s beside herself with glee imagining the fisting Jen could put on her with those mitts.
I would watch that Jennifer Aniston rom-com.
I can’t believe this needs to be said, but here goes:
Leather dresses look HORRIBLE! STOP WEARING THEM!
what a stupid comment… who gives a shit about the dress? what we should care about is whether or not ellen shaves her gina
There you go assuming she has a vajayjay…
Now come on, Jennifer, stop tightening your arm muscles, come on, it’s really easy, just touch my breasts while Portia isn’t looking.
Rock hard candy mountain. And some guy on the fright, who’s just in the way.
The uncomfortable look on Jennifer Aniston’s face says it all:
“Is Ellen hitting on me or helping me? Should I be flattered, grateful or offended?”
Checking to make sure Aniston did not cover up the brand she gives to all her bitches.
Are her nipples made of titanium?
Only in America can you have this thing in “Covergirl” commercials to sell “beauty” products.
Madame Tussauds is getting really good at these things.
“This will do nicely, perhaps with a studded gauntlet.”
Just by having Ellen touch her hands, Jennifer’s nipples stood erect! Wait till she flips out her strap-on!!
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Jennifer Aniston and Ellen DeGeneres at the 39th Annual People's Choice Awards in Los Angeles. (January 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN