“When I think of fucking the same vagina more than 100 times it…well, it just makes me sick!”
After Jack Burton finally killed Lo Pan, George decided he could no longer go on living.
Comments like that could get you into “Big Trouble…”
pray yu cards right – you riv to talk about it!
Fuck you, Clooney.
Oh shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!
Orange & old, that’s a bad combo.
He looks like an old bag of cheetos…..checking his fingers for the cheese residuals.
Someone found the FatBooth app.
Someone mention marriage AGAIN?
Between Thurdsay and the Descendents he’s probably feeling a bit Coloney
The “wafer-thin mint” was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
isn’t that the dad from the wonder years?
All that knob-gobbling is giving me heartburn.
Fuck you, Fish.
I had no idea that he has a lobster claw for a hand. He must wear a fake one in his movies. No wonder no woman wants to marry a crustacean, like him.
Men who stare at glasses of water
The water has scabies in it.
Rosie O’Donnell must have just bent over.
Here we see George Clooney doing his award-winning impression of David Hasselhoff getting up in the morning.
‘Hey George, have you ever fucked someone who isn’t hot?’
Lee Majors is still alive?
“That . . . is not . . . water . . .”
Some see the glass as half-empty. Some see the glass as half-full. George Clooney sees the the glass as getting too clingy and therefore must be replaced with a younger, fresher glass.
ohmygod….please get rid of the glam fairy promos. They are seriously harshing my mellow
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