1. pdan

    “When I think of fucking the same vagina more than 100 times it…well, it just makes me sick!”

  2. After Jack Burton finally killed Lo Pan, George decided he could no longer go on living.

  3. Ghost

    Fuck you, Clooney.

  4. The Brown Streak

    Oh shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!

  5. Orange & old, that’s a bad combo.

  6. He looks like an old bag of cheetos…..checking his fingers for the cheese residuals.

  7. Rosalie

    Someone found the FatBooth app.

  8. cc

    Someone mention marriage AGAIN?

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Between Thurdsay and the Descendents he’s probably feeling a bit Coloney

  10. suck it

    The “wafer-thin mint” was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

  11. farting old man's wife

    isn’t that the dad from the wonder years?

  12. zomgbie


  13. BenDoverman

    All that knob-gobbling is giving me heartburn.

  14. Deryn

    Fuck you, Fish.

  15. Hadden

    I had no idea that he has a lobster claw for a hand. He must wear a fake one in his movies. No wonder no woman wants to marry a crustacean, like him.

  16. vlad

    Men who stare at glasses of water

  17. Madona the Super Star

    The water has scabies in it.

  18. Anthony


  19. Rosie O’Donnell must have just bent over.

  20. lily

    looks fat.

  21. Here we see George Clooney doing his award-winning impression of David Hasselhoff getting up in the morning.

  22. cc

    ‘Hey George, have you ever fucked someone who isn’t hot?’

  23. Lee Majors is still alive?

  24. it had to be said

    “That . . . is not . . . water . . .”

  25. Hugh Jazz

    Some see the glass as half-empty. Some see the glass as half-full. George Clooney sees the the glass as getting too clingy and therefore must be replaced with a younger, fresher glass.

  26. katy perry

    ohmygod….please get rid of the glam fairy promos. They are seriously harshing my mellow

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