1. Johnny P!

    I see the popsicle-stand crew have wisely stocked up on antiseptic and anti-bacterial cleaning products (with no doubt an industrial-strength grease cutter) for the post photo-op clean up.
    Bravo, brave souls.

  2. Does this kid put anything in his mouth that isn’t phallic? Honestly, it’s getting too easy.

  3. Cock Dr

    Yes, “The Situation” CAN suck even more.

  4. Venom

    This dude has a serious oral fixation.

  5. Snack pack

    Can we confine him to Miami, please? How about the eastern seaboard? Can we force him to at least stay over there?

  6. EricLr

    Maybe this cool ice cream will soothe that burning sensation when I pee.

  7. …if there’s any justice, he’s just been given chicken pox.

  8. It’s always good to see a janitor take advantage of the Service Employees’ hard-fought but relatively obscure right to a 15-minute popsicle break.

  9. Brain freeze would be redundant.

  10. LadyMustache

    Finally! For a few seconds, he can’t talk!

  11. cc

    Is that a dog whistle around his neck? For Snooki presumably.

  12. Pippy Longcockings

    Doing what he does best…sucking.

  13. That’s how I’d spend my last 3 bucks.

  14. Who does the robot while eating a Popsicle? This guy.

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