superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Those jacket buttons are not gonna make it through the holidaze.

  2. whiskeyafternoon
  3. They fashioned that jacket from leftover pieces of his face.

  4. Blonde

    I’m going to assume there are NO mirrors in his house.

  5. I’m hope when I’m that age I’ll realize I’m that age.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Puffy and white and bursting out of his jacket. If he was a potato he’d be gorgeous.

  7. popping the collar really rescued that whole outfit. I’m pretty sure his grandmother is going to be pissed about losing those sunglasses though.

  8. dontlooknow

    Every time I see this guy, he looks like he just got messed up again.

  9. wut

    no one does it like a marlboro man.

  10. The Invisible Man dons his Mickey Rourke facemask and dark glasses and goes our for cigarettes.

  11. Dude can dress however he wants because all of his interviews are priceless.

  12. The cigarettes in his hand make me think that Harley Davidson ate the Marlboro Man.

  13. At least now we know who bought Liza Minelli’s sunglasses at auction.

  14. Jake

    Now that’s the worst disguise ever. That guy’s gotta be an alien

  15. Bonky

    Mickey is seen here wearing the “Mickey’s Saturday Afternoon Stroll” ensemble from the new ‘Rourke Collection’ available exclusively at Sears.

  16. gigi

    “…going home….”

  17. jaded

    I for serious thought this was Kathy Griffin, but I couldn’t see a bulge so I realized I was mistaken.

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