1. Johnny P!

    Wow! Would his new Bond Girl be Divine???

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      woah..80′s reference!

    • truth

      No, Ricki Lake.

  2. Cock Dr

    The Buddha Belly needs some air….and a waxing.

  3. God is Black

    0700 lbs

  4. Blonde

    Belly, James Belly.

  5. rm

    it was a drive by fruiting because he ate all the cupcakes.

  6. Hugh Gentry

    the unemployment belly

  7. cc

    In the next 007, Brosnan returns and saves Hawaii from the clutches of an evil investment banker by going undercover as a forensic auditor. Not a lot of action, I hear, but informative.

  8. In all fairness, when he stands next to his wife he looks like Ryan Reynolds.

  9. M’s sending him to a health spa—and wouldn’t you know it? Bond stumbles onto a SPECTRE plot to steal two atomic bombs.

  10. CharmlessMan

    Bacon, not sti… I mean SHAKEN, not stirred.

  11. The Man With The Golden Gut

  12. DeucePickle

    Clever Remington Steele reference.

  13. Marshall Crist

    Wow, I guess Hawii really is an accepted alternate spelling of Hawaii. I learn so much from you, the Superficial.

  14. Dr Ha-Ha

    He’s a long way from a long good Friday.

  15. Raoul

    That last month of a pregnancy is always the toughest.

  16. tlmck

    Looks like a 0048 1/2.

  17. Damn that ruined my day. And appetite.

  18. Anna

    ah it not a bid deal. that’s what the older years are for. letting yourself go and enjoy life

  19. Did he eat the ‘a’ in Hawaii?

  20. AnnaDraconida

    Went downhill right after wifey. Yikes.

  21. old Q new Q

    Pierce Brosnan as James Bloat
    “You Only Eat Once”

  22. CanuckCutie

    Blob, James Blob

  23. squishy

    How sad…Brosnan is finally taking after his wife and her love affair with cinnebons…bond has left the building.

  24. truth

    Chop, Pork Chop.

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