It’s worth the trip to Vancouver at this time of year to see
the walrus mating rituals.
John Travolta is really letting himself go.
Derr herp, can I has anovther pizza pweaze?
Eddie Munster is getting old.
Getting ready for his job as a mall santa, no prosthetic belly needed.
“Ha Ha! Yeah, Travolta hasn’t figured it out yet! Yeah! I’m wearing his piece right now!”
Why yes, I *will* have some breadsticks with that!
you wouldn’t believe how many mexicans I shot last week!
Captain Avacado strikes again with his wacky hijinx!
“listen to them, the children of the night – what sweet music they make”
Great Lugosi quote.
I just heard Pete Puma laugh.
Chairman Mao gets a kick using his cell phone.
Oops! Just caught your typo – should read: Steven Seagal ate Vancouver.
He looks like he could defend the border by just standing there.
It looks like Kevin from The Office has put on a few pounds…
TLC’s new program Mounted Up: Royal Canadian Mounties is going to be aired Spring of 2012….The show will replace the current long running production, Steven Segal: Journey to the Bottom
Steven Seagal in: “Hard to Feed!”
The star of “Happy Feet 2″
Look! It’s big fat Paulie!
“Hello Macy’s? Listen, I’m sorry, I’m stuck in Vancouver.”
Alec Baldwin should print this photo out, tape it to his refrigerator, and write on it, “What I will look like if I pig out again.”
still RUNS. LIKE. A. GIRL.
No, seriously, the hair color is VERY natural, nobody knows.
“No,Bronson, you can’t have my pants.”
“eBay? Yes, I’d like to bid on every Eddie Munster wig you have.”
I want to believe he just punched that person in the gut then called a friend to brag about it
LOL, completely in character
Your kidding, we have an extradition treaty with Canada?
He has a gun, you fools.
“They asked if I wanted more donuts or more pizza, and I told ‘em I wanted a donut pizza! Hahahaha! I knocked everyone at my table out with my kung-fu kick of comedy!”
The McRib is back, baby!!!
I think Steven and Pierce Brosnan been hanging out together. Just saying….
When I see him I always think of Bob Guccione. Except he looks even more pervy than BG did, if that’s possible.
I’ve been alone with you inside my mind. And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times…
who the hell does he think he’s kidding? that is definitely a wig stapled to his head O_O
I can’t make fun of a man with that much joy.
Lily! Looks like grandpa has been playing in his lab again!
He’s joined the Broadway cast of the “Madagascar Penguins”
Master of Aikido?
More like master of Wing Chun…… All day buffet.
1 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha! 2 mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 3 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha-!
I love pudding!
uh huh, i lost my two fronts teefs! I ated them!
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Steven Seagal in Vancouver. (November 22, 2011)