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  1. Johnny P!

    It’s worth the trip to Vancouver at this time of year to see
    the walrus mating rituals.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    John Travolta is really letting himself go.

  3. General Disarray

    Derr herp, can I has anovther pizza pweaze?

  4. calypso

    Eddie Munster is getting old.

  5. Venom

    Getting ready for his job as a mall santa, no prosthetic belly needed.

  6. Snack pack

    “Ha Ha! Yeah, Travolta hasn’t figured it out yet! Yeah! I’m wearing his piece right now!”

  7. EricLr

    Why yes, I *will* have some breadsticks with that!

  8. whiskeyafternoon

    you wouldn’t believe how many mexicans I shot last week!

  9. Captain Avacado strikes again with his wacky hijinx!

  10. Any Guy

    “listen to them, the children of the night – what sweet music they make”

  11. I just heard Pete Puma laugh.

  12. Chairman Mao gets a kick using his cell phone.

  13. celebutard

    Oops! Just caught your typo – should read: Steven Seagal ate Vancouver.

  14. He looks like he could defend the border by just standing there.

  15. Jeffie B

    It looks like Kevin from The Office has put on a few pounds…

  16. TLC’s new program Mounted Up: Royal Canadian Mounties is going to be aired Spring of 2012….The show will replace the current long running production, Steven Segal: Journey to the Bottom

  17. Steven Seagal in: “Hard to Feed!”

  18. Jill Ess

    The star of “Happy Feet 2″

  19. dontlooknow

    Look! It’s big fat Paulie!

  20. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Hello Macy’s? Listen, I’m sorry, I’m stuck in Vancouver.”

  21. Alec Baldwin should print this photo out, tape it to his refrigerator, and write on it, “What I will look like if I pig out again.”

  22. the the

    still RUNS. LIKE. A. GIRL.

  23. jd

    No, seriously, the hair color is VERY natural, nobody knows.

  24. “No,Bronson, you can’t have my pants.”

  25. “eBay? Yes, I’d like to bid on every Eddie Munster wig you have.”

  26. Swearin

    I want to believe he just punched that person in the gut then called a friend to brag about it

  27. cc

    Your kidding, we have an extradition treaty with Canada?

  28. Plaid Shirt

    He has a gun, you fools.

  29. Frank "Turkey Leg" Burns

    “They asked if I wanted more donuts or more pizza, and I told ‘em I wanted a donut pizza! Hahahaha! I knocked everyone at my table out with my kung-fu kick of comedy!”

  30. Perplexity

    The McRib is back, baby!!!

  31. sc4play

    I think Steven and Pierce Brosnan been hanging out together. Just saying….

  32. Pippy Longcockings

    When I see him I always think of Bob Guccione. Except he looks even more pervy than BG did, if that’s possible.

  33. Winnie

    I’ve been alone with you inside my mind. And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times…

  34. kaylia

    who the hell does he think he’s kidding? that is definitely a wig stapled to his head O_O

  35. I can’t make fun of a man with that much joy.

  36. tayker

    Lily! Looks like grandpa has been playing in his lab again!

  37. He’s joined the Broadway cast of the “Madagascar Penguins”

  38. PandaThunder

    Master of Aikido?

    More like master of Wing Chun…… All day buffet.

  39. Twizlah

    1 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha! 2 mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 3 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha-!

  40. Cartman

    I love pudding!

  41. hazeldazel

    uh huh, i lost my two fronts teefs! I ated them!

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