1. Johnny P!

    Dean: ” Do you agree to uphold our Irish Philosophical Motto: ‘I Drink Therefore I Am’”?
    Dominic: “Gaaahhh! Rahh-bvjjjt-gluh!”
    Dean: “Give this man Top Honors!!!”

  2. Runes

    +1! Winner!!!

  3. This.

  4. EricLr

    Wow, Yakov Smirnoff is still looking pretty good. What a country!

  5. whiskeyafternoon

    Ahmadinejad is off proclaiming something again. sigh.

  6. I thought Osama bin Laden was dead.

  7. cc

    Look out, he’s about to do a Ben Affleck.

  8. “receiving an honorary patronage of the Philosophical Society at Trinity College in Dublin”…why do I get the feeling this involves a drinking contest?

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What’s the difference between an actor and a philosopher?
    With an actor the pizza’s usually on time, a philosopher could take all night.

  10. CharmlessMan

    Wow, did John Rhys-Davies lose weight?

  11. If I saw this guy on a plane, I’d ask to be placed on the next flight.

  12. LadyMustache

    “That was Descartes. Now, for my next impression, Aristotle!”

  13. Jimmoud McNultinejad.

  14. “I think, therefore…, I think?”

  15. Pippy Longcockings

    If he’s an honorary philosopher, how come all his movies suck?

  16. bethy

    Preeeeeeeetty pret-ty good.

  17. Haddo01

    Yo, Ahmadinejad: No one cares.

  18. Ina Garten's Panty Shield

    No idea who this guy is.

  19. hazeldazel

    Check it out, my tongue turned green, dudes! um, is that like, serious?

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