1. Johnny P!

    “Got my pen ready for the autographs! Yes siree, all ready for the autographs! Did I mention this pen’ll write on anything? Doesn’t even have to be paper, in case you forgot to bring some, heh! Allll ready to sign! ANYONE?!?”

  2. EricLr

    Ah, come on people! I was in that movie…you know that one with the other people in it…played in theaters…

  3. Daniel Craig at his 6th grade dance.

  4. Wearing a ring on your index finger makes you a bad motherfucker.

  5. cc

    Uh, Regis already pioneered that look…and he’s retired.

  6. I don’t know who he is, but that is the face of a man who just farted in an elevator.

  7. “Suck it Brosnon – I can still button my jacket.”

  8. LadyMustache

    Stop laughing at the poor bastard. It’s clear he had to borrow the jacket from a midget…

  9. Swearin

    “Tee-hee, Tom Cruise just touched my special place!”

  10. Weird looking dude, but he did play the hell out of every part I’ve seen him in. I respect.

  11. jaded

    No blazer could ever hold in that much douchebag

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