Something about a chinese phone book.
“so that’s vagina? Do good looking girls taste any better?”
Guess who asked “Is that your finger in my asshole?”
Bieber paused, not immediately sure which one had been “in the stink”
That is one sweet wispy moustache. Isn’t he 20? Shouldn’t he have gone through puberty yet?
“Hey bro, you’ve got some shit on your lip. Right here.”
He licks a girl and she turns into the Wicked Witch?
Wow, he’s taken to ordering TWO maple syrups at a time??? Hardcore!
Jay Leno’s going to kill him for banging his daughter.
If there was a race to grow a mustache, she would probably beat him.
I pity the man who gets her chin stuck in his ass the first time she gives a blowjob.
Go down on enough dudes and you’re bound to have something stick…
I thought ‘Spring Breakers’ was already out?! Why is James Franco still in character doing promos for it?
Witch Hazel is a Belieber!
Is that Reese Witherspoon’s long lost sister?
Sheesh. My fingers are hairier.
Wait … that doesn’t win me any points, does it.
Rumer Willis should walk around with this chick all the time.
(S)he’s promoting an excellent activity…perhaps (s)he’s good at something besides being an entitled douchebag.
Are Starter hats a thing again?
If so, they’re not any more.
The Wicked Witch of the East is a fan?
Utah! Get me two
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