1. Something about a chinese phone book.

  2. “so that’s vagina? Do good looking girls taste any better?”

  3. blerg

    Guess who asked “Is that your finger in my asshole?”

  4. Bieber paused, not immediately sure which one had been “in the stink”

  5. Pickle Nose

    That is one sweet wispy moustache. Isn’t he 20? Shouldn’t he have gone through puberty yet?

  6. Dr. Phil

    He licks a girl and she turns into the Wicked Witch?

  7. EricLR

    Wow, he’s taken to ordering TWO maple syrups at a time??? Hardcore!

  8. Jay Leno’s going to kill him for banging his daughter.

  9. If there was a race to grow a mustache, she would probably beat him.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I pity the man who gets her chin stuck in his ass the first time she gives a blowjob.

  11. Go down on enough dudes and you’re bound to have something stick…

  12. caley

    I thought ‘Spring Breakers’ was already out?! Why is James Franco still in character doing promos for it?

  13. FruitLoop

    Witch Hazel is a Belieber!

  14. Is that Reese Witherspoon’s long lost sister?

  15. Sheesh. My fingers are hairier.

    Wait … that doesn’t win me any points, does it.

  16. Rumer Willis should walk around with this chick all the time.

  17. Cock Dr

    (S)he’s promoting an excellent activity…perhaps (s)he’s good at something besides being an entitled douchebag.

  18. Are Starter hats a thing again?

    If so, they’re not any more.

  19. cc

    The Wicked Witch of the East is a fan?

  20. FBI Agent

    Utah! Get me two

  21. nice stache.

  22. Evilgeniusnz

    He appears to have ‘Little Dick’ (or whatever the fucks he’s called) pubes stuck on his lip.

  23. damnrobert

    Huh- I thought Ashlee Simpson was blonder.

  24. I read that tomorrow he plans on curling that mustache into a nice handlebar.

  25. McDonald’s is bringing back “Mac Tonight”?

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