Whose bicycle seat is he sniffing?
Damn it Sheen! My bike smells like coke and whores!
It smells. . . it smells like. . . Sheen was here!
Haha, you guys all got fooled by forced perspective – he’s not sniffing that seat, he’s WAY behind it. His head is MUCH bigger than a bike seat!
He learned this trick from Kanye.
“Well miss, I’m not a doctor, but I do play on on TV so I’ll try to give you a diagnosis…you have a yeast infection”
Story of his life. He triad, but failed.
He must be tracking a Kardashian.
I thought Kate Upton was at the US Open.
To add insult to injury, every racer went past Jon singing “Pass the Duckie on the left hand side”.
“Herpes? No, I don’t have herp . . . What’s that? You said hair piece? Ha ha. Very funny. (turns away). Prick.”
It was Travolta’s turn to wear the hair that day.
Looking at that head of hair is harder to endure than any triathlon.
So Gilbert Godfried’s chemo must be kicking in.
He either insulted his barber or his Rogaine dealer.
‘Roman Polanksi told me this would be great…maybe I am missing something.’
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