I’m sure he’s running to CVS for diapers and wipes. Because he’s such a good parent.
Watch out for poles, asshole.
Don’t worry, he’s always got an eye out for some new poles.
I feel bad for him, no one showed him how to tie his shoes.
…or how calendars work, which got him stranded in 1996.
And those are work boots, like he’d know anything about that.
Her’s to hoping the nanny teaches North a Reef knot.
Well, at least his new construction job will be less humiliating than his last album.
He looks a little groggy. Has Kris been drugging him and forcing him to sign checks and property deeds?
Admit it, you read that and thought “yeah, I could believe that”.
That’s a hard core black soldier marching in his size 7 timberlands
Making a break from the Kardashian compound? He won’t get far.
He be strollin’,
We be hatin’.
Does he ever close his mouth?
Looks like somebody pissed her off.
“Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.”
If you were kickin’ Kim K’s ass, you’d wear those too.
“Fuckin’ street sign, I’m ready for ya now. Try and hit me this time, see what happens!”
And this outfit cost more than all of us will make this year.
where is George Zimmerman when we really need him?
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