1. Ebert's Jaw

    “Put a little more in the needle I got a fuckin screening in 10 minutes…”

  2. “Ok, casual, but intensely thoughtful. Is this too Penn? Not enough Brando? Is my Brando too obvious? Would James Dean have his eyes open, or closed? Maybe squinting, just a little. SHIT, acting is hard!”

  3. EricLR

    Still contemplating yesterday’s performance on General Hospital.

  4. donkeylicks

    So my bus to Boston gets delayed and I’m forced to overnight it at Penn Station when this douche plugs in a mike

  5. James Franco’s movie was so boring, it even put James Franco to sleep.

  6. that’s a thoughtful question, I must contemplate my answ……zzzzzzzzzzzz

  7. see it wasnt just his college courses he slept through.

  8. To be a douche or to be a bigger douche, that is the question.

    • crb

      You know what? That is an Awesome idea you had.

      I want this motherf**ker to star in a Hamlet movie!

      That would be such a comedic tour de force of wall-to-wall douchebaggery, it’s sure to be an international blockbuster.

  9. I don’t know who he is but this picture of this dude makes him look kind of sexy

  10. “interior leather bar”–is that what he calls his taint?

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    If you’re not giving him an award or a doctorate, you’re not trying hard enough to warrant the attention of The Mighty One.

  12. Jkh

    It’s quite pungent. Stings the nostrils. In a good way.

  13. I tried to think, but nothing happened!

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