walmart-brand george clooney.
Stuckey’s brand Burt Reynolds
Clive Owen is a Stud!
The part of Clive Owen will tonight be played by Timothy Dalton in 1993.
Or Edward James Olmos in 1983.
Every time I try to grow a mustache my girlfriend complains, I think I finally understand
Clive Owen is a fucking badass. Love him.
I am digging the look.
Nigel Birtwistle from the BBC has arrived for his showdown with Ron Burgundy.
Mr Owen kinda warms me up a bit but keep showing photos like this Photo Boy and I might be cured of my inclination.
I was gearing up to think of a Geraldo Rivera joke, but then I read the caption. Damn.
Pornstache, meet my taint. Go on, get to know each other. Attaboy.
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