superficial

  1. Mr. Sensitive

    The wrong gust of wind will reveal more thinning white hair.

  2. “For the last time, peasant, t’s a SATCHEL!”

  3. EricLR

    Remind me to NEVER, EVER, EVER attend the Braemar Games.

  4. Come Camilla – I have a sugar lump in my pocket.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I guess they figured out a long time ago that people who dress like douches get kicked in the nuts a lot.

  6. rospo

    ”My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And their like. It’s better than yours, Damn right it’s better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge”

  7. Spike

    Bitch please, I make this look gooood.

  8. Wispy

    This is the Scottish version of a mullet. Business up top, party down below.

  9. Toopier

    Is that a dress? No its’ a traditional knee-length garment with pleats at the rear, originating in the traditional dress of men and boys in the Scottish Highlands of the 16th century. Do you keep Kleenex in your purse? Yes, I keep Kleenex in my purse.

  10. All business up top, all party down below.

  11. Josephus

    “As IF!”

  12. Flattered sir, but I’m still not a prostitute!

  13. “What’s in your sporran ?”

  14. ♪ …Left foot now y’all
    Cha cha real smooth … ♫

  15. Camilla only wishes she could look this good in a dress.

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