superficial

  1. The best part about fat women is, as long as you’ve got cheese, there’s a good chance you’ll score!

  2. George P Burdell

    Which one is Kato?

  3. rican

    Who?

  4. Which one is supposed to be the celebrity?

  5. EricLR

    Apparently the Celebrity Invitational forgot to invite any celebrities.

  6. fred

    Just out of frame in his right hand he is holding a sign that says:

    “Will eat food out of fat, ugly chicks’ mouths for food.”

  7. This is better than I thought he would be doing.

  8. blerg

    His doctor is gonna need a screwdriver to chip the crust out of his pee hole after that fucking that one.

  9. As long as she stops at the cheese, he’ll be okay. Otherwise, he’ll be in the market for a face transplant.

  10. Inner Retard

    Someone screamed: Kato, NO!!!… then a suction noise and that was the last time anyone saw him.

  11. Someone invited him somewhere?

  12. Isn’t this exactly how that chimpanzee lady lost her face?

  13. And that’s how Bertney likes her food handed to her now. Ain’t got no time for dem forks!

  14. I’m pretty sure that’s Clay Aiken.

  15. i was wondering what ever happened to mike myers and courtney love.
    no i wasnt.

  16. Veronika Larsson

    Wow, he hasn’t aged a day. I meant emotionally and mentally, of course.

  17. ruckus

    Not Pictured Sign:

    Picture with food … $3
    Did OJ do it? … $2
    Outgoing Message ..$1

  18. This is like a Superficial age verification test. Show a picture of a cassette tape next.

  19. You can always tell your level of fame, by the quality of women willing to eat out of your mouth.

  20. I like her shirt

  21. ultra

    i thought it said “hollywood porker”. either works.

  22. Almost as much fun as helping a friend get away with murder.

  23. Guy’s been resetting his watch to 15 minutes ago for decades now.

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