superficial

  1. I swear. There’s a treasure map tattooed on my nut sack.

  2. “Have I mentioned to you that my daughter is Angelina Jolie?”

  3. EricLR

    No one has the heart to tell him that his tablet is actually just an Etch-a-Sketch.

  4. donkeylicks

    Interesting how you never see him and Charles Grodin in the same movies.

  5. Adam

    To any other guy his age, without his money, she’d be mission impossible.

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