Excuse me. I am looking for my daughter, do you know how the access The Instagram?
You saw my daughter’s what?!??
“Alec, just calm down. He was saying he’s a really big fan, he wasn’t trying to start something. He’s just saying he likes you, it’s what people say when they meet celebrities.”
Alec: “Look here you paparazzi, asshole! If you don’t stop harrassing my wife and me, I will beat you within an inch of your life.”
Guy: “I’m just trying to get past you, could you please stop blocking the sidewalk?’
He’s just stopping random people and yelling at them now.
“Look, I’m not even a paparazzo…”
“SHUT UP, FUCKER!”
“Who do you think you are, Sean Penn?!!”
I said, “What’s in your fucking wallet!?”
“Why would we hire you as a wet nurse?”
“Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that you thought 30 Rock was so funny, you literally laughed your ass off? If that’s true, I’ll give you a million fucking dollars right now, fucker!”
“Uh, Alex… honey? You may want to reconsider that offer”.
“I said “none shall pass !””
“Are you nuts? I wouldn’t let you take pictures of my wife nursing our baby for even CLOSE to $50.00. Make it $100 and you can even taste her milk.”
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