1. it had to be said

    Nice tits.

  2. Yes, Angelina, we get it. They put nipples back on there when they were done.

  3. “Honey, please stop staring at mommy’s boobies.”

  4. George P Burdell

    Now she is stealing the Fripple from Jennifer Anniston.

  5. EricLR

    Somewhere there’s an aborigine wondering where his kid went.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Hey, if your kid gets snatched while you’re staring at nipples, that’s your own fault.

  6. Those are some top of the line bolt-ons, she’s got.

  7. i think someone lied about gettting her tits cut off…

  8. How many of her kids have lost eyes to those things so far?

  9. Inner Retard

    - Mommy, why do you have on sunglasses?
    - So the paparazzi doesn’t recognize me.
    - Then why do all the paparazzi take pictures of you?
    - Nipples, they are called nipples…

  10. She’s starting to resemble RoboCop more and more…

  11. MFer

    Fake tits, skeletal frame, receding hairline…
    you say no thanks.

  12. ruckus

    Pax is thinkin bout lunch.

  13. Rabid1

    Cancer? I just wanted an excuse for Aniston tits.

  14. Even knowing the background story, it’s all kind of OK until I see the arm. Her arms have always sent my balls recoiling into my pelvis, even back when I still gave a shit.

  15. dunkydoo

    swizzle stick with too big fake tits

  16. “We can rebuild her. We can make her better, faster, boobier.”

  17. Billy bob

    Miss holier than thou wanted a new pair of tits, i guess after having babies and looking like a jew in a concentration camp, i guess your breast (at least, the remains of it ) might look like old dry figs and they certainly look even more disgusting without a bra ! But since she s a saint, well, let s say she did this coz of cancer, not vanity, please ! .. vanity, what a horrible word for miss holier than thou !

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