Fashion show? I thought it was a motorboat convention.
That’s the message that dress is sending.
It seems the show is right here.
In the background of every photo like this, there’s a bus that should be driving over Orlando Bloom.
No one knew about Miranda’s secret identity. But when duty called she was always ready to jump into the nearest phone booth to change into her alter ego as a mild mannered sex toy.
Looks like a mannequin.
Proud of those, aren’t you?
Miranda, we thank you.
Just when I thought I could not find more ways to love this woman, bam, she proves me wrong.
Clark Kent would go into a phone booth to open up his shirt, and he usually had another uniform underneath.
Miranda improves on both points.
Holy shit… she just turned a billboard into a lesbian.
It was at this moment that she evolved from being simply Miranda Kerr, into Miranda-Fucking-Kerr!
am i the only one put off by how waxy they look? they seriously look like a prop
Yep. You are.
For once, I finally understand fashion
Woman Behind: I can’t believe she wore that crap!
Paparazzi behind and to the side: I Got Titties!
My God… that mannequin just came to life!
“Bless you, Miranda. Bless you…”
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