Suddenly there was a lack of flies buzzing around starving Indian kids mouths.

Hooray! Mumbai gets a new odor.

My computer screen has herpes now.

“Finish your curry! Think about the poor starving skank in America!”

Did India need one more cow?

Indians better pray that she stays out of the Ganges, or they are all fucked.
She will contaminate the entire river and kill millions of people.
Hmm, Maybe India hired her to combat overpopulation.

She has to go farther & farther out to get the appearance gigs.
At this rate she’ll be opening clubs in Greenland and the North Pole by year’s end.

Opening a call center?

She is the reason that foreigners don’t like americans!! They think we are all self-centered, spoiled, rich trash!!!

A local man burning a cow turd for heat was heard to say, “What the hell is that awful stench?!”

That dress would look a lot better on Minka Kelly…does that count as my nice post of the day?

I was actually thinking she looked better than usual, except the hair. Am I the only one?

“I love Mumbai! Just keep me away from the poor people.”

“Not to be upstaged by Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton embarked on a trip to India to find her own little Indian man. “

I think she is extremely hot, I don’t care WHAT you say, this girl, without the name, walks by you in any restaurant or mall in America and you all would be taking candid pics and playing pocket billiards thinking of her. You bunch o’ losers.

I’d bang her herpes or no herpes!!

I’d bang her herpes or not!!!

Poor girl had to go all the way to Mumbai to find acceptance. There, EVERYONE has flies buzzing around their open sores.