Been awhile since I’ve seen Katy Cocktease on here. I was beginning to think Ali Lohan had her chained in the basement of the English cottage.

Who knew Don Imus could play keyboard?

Russell Brand’s future career.

Well, I guess this Wonder Woman outfit is a *little* better than the one with the pants . . .

Kneepads, how appropriate.

Why is James May playing the keyboard in the back?

Oh look her knees are padded. That Russell, he’s so romantic.

Someone’s putting on weight & getting loose skin….freakin’ sashsquat.

Taking a dump or is that just your music playing?

Knee pads & glitter… married life is sooo glamorous!

Doesn’t she know squatting like that makes your tampon fall out??? Maybe thats what the knee PADS are for!! She needs to stand up and close her damned legs!!!

are those old-lady circulation stockings she’s wearing? wow. sexy!

All pros know to use knee pads.

That’s a nice Christian outfit.

Judging by those thunder thighs, perhaps a few more squats should be on the agenda.

I am glad you chose the word ‘performing’ instead of singing…accuracy is important.

Ive always had the urge to punch her in face , just something so very annoying just in her presence

All’s well until you look below the belt.

“And for my next song I will sing Californian Girls, In Queef!!!

Lucy Ricardo finally got her big break I see.

Rock in Rio is Skanks in Rio now?