Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian in New York City. (September 25, 2011)
Somebody on the 32nd floor has a full bladder.
This should win.
“What do you mean ‘wee’ Pale-face?”
OMG! I’ll take TWO of those panties….
Uhmmmm honey, those aren’t panties… They’re parachutes…
“Khloe! Hey sista!”
“It’s true! I’ve had TWO black cocks in me at once!”
BWA HA HA HA HA! And a HA HA HA HA HA!
I heard something about raining black dicks in the news that day.
Look at that poor white guy in the red hat staring at her. Poor dude does not know he does not have a chance in hell with her.
Well, when a manatee winds up out of water, all you can do is stare at its fidgeting body.
“Hey Kim, do you let your new hubby go number 1 or number 2 on you?”
The sales person who sold those thigh high boots to Kim had themselves a good long laugh at her expense.
“Why yes they do make your thighs look slimmer.”
“I’ll take two jizz showers this time!”
She is proud of the fact that she can catch two streams of piss at the same time!! You go girl!! Good to have goals in life!!
He’s a shitty basketball player
And she’s a shitty cocksucker
Ah, the piss jokes are awesome :) But seriously, is this the first time these two have been photographed together since the wedding? If it’s not the first, it ain’t far off.
“Rapper peeing 12 O’Clock High!”
Yes,2. Under contract thats the number of times he is allowed to fuck me without a camera present. Or my mother.
Insert diaper change joke here.
I saw this game on the Atari 2600. It was called Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em…yes…it does exist.
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