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  1. Richard McBeef

    Somebody on the 32nd floor has a full bladder.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “What do you mean ‘wee’ Pale-face?”

  3. OMG! I’ll take TWO of those panties….
    Uhmmmm honey, those aren’t panties… They’re parachutes…

  4. “Khloe! Hey sista!”

  5. “It’s true! I’ve had TWO black cocks in me at once!”

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    I heard something about raining black dicks in the news that day.

  7. Venom

    Look at that poor white guy in the red hat staring at her. Poor dude does not know he does not have a chance in hell with her.

  8. The Pope

    “Hey Kim, do you let your new hubby go number 1 or number 2 on you?”

  9. Cock Dr

    The sales person who sold those thigh high boots to Kim had themselves a good long laugh at her expense.
    “Why yes they do make your thighs look slimmer.”

  10. “I’ll take two jizz showers this time!”

    “Open wide…”

  11. farting old man's wife

    She is proud of the fact that she can catch two streams of piss at the same time!! You go girl!! Good to have goals in life!!

  12. Carolyn

    He’s a shitty basketball player

  13. Ah, the piss jokes are awesome :) But seriously, is this the first time these two have been photographed together since the wedding? If it’s not the first, it ain’t far off.

  14. Do Freebird

    “Rapper peeing 12 O’Clock High!”

  15. Sin

    Yes,2. Under contract thats the number of times he is allowed to fuck me without a camera present. Or my mother.

  16. cc

    Insert diaper change joke here.

  17. The Brown Streak

    I saw this game on the Atari 2600. It was called Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em…yes…it does exist.

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