I wonder if it’s possible for a person’s skin to commit suicide?
Will you be laughing at her in January when you’re scratching around for food and she’s asleep in her tree?
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Awesome. Touche.
Spanx is a wonderful thing. I mean, Snooki’s boobs are bigger than her belly? Yeah, right.
She actually does look like she’s lost some weight in this picture … unfortunately her face is still her face.
At The Pool Not Dark Enough, you mean.
I have a copper pitcher that is about the same color as her skin.
I always wondered what a life sized My Little Pony would look like.
Okay, I know Hollywood has a boner for wax statues, but does Snooki really deserve a bronze one?
Nice trash tattoo.
That thing is going to fade so quickly with all those light colors and the way she tans. Ha.
More likely, a melanoma will eat it.
@ JC: Here’s hoping!
The Snookster has been dieting…but does 20 pounds either way really make a difference with this beast?
Delusion is a helluva drug.
She does look thinner, but she still smells like a wildebeest.
Hey there juicehead, ya lookin for a good time? I can give you something you never had before…..genital warts!
Pigs’n a blanket comes to mind…
…no matter what she does she is always going to be a fat chick on the inside
fuckable from the thigh down almost.
I wish she’d go swimming in “The Everglades After Dark”.
she needs to stay the same weight, but be 12 inches taller….and a different color.
You can put a pig in a dress and lipstick but it’s still a pig
I would hit that thing so hard, Mike Tyson would bite my ear.
Who knew VD was slimming?
A new troll doll from their VD line.
when she’s 40……….Oh god why did I go there!
Hey, this looks delicious: I love my bacon extra-crispy.
Wait, what? That’s a human??? Hwrrraaalffff!
Brought to you by a new line of Spandex products called Skanx.
She wouldn’t be half bad if she could stay at this weight, take a couple two or three showers, then follow them up with a decapitation. But then how could she give head? Dammit!
Actually, this IS crap but I don’t miss it.
damn i wanna lick then bang her pussy walls!!!
Ha, she’s morphing into Kim Kardashian
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the love child of Cher and Kim Kardashian.
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Snooki at The Pool After Dark in Atlantic City, NJ. (September 24, 2011)
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