1. dontkillthemessenger

    Umm, Mister? My parents are that way.

  2. it had to be said

    Dad, please don’t read me anymore fairy tales. You do the duck voice for all the characters.

  3. Fester

    I refuse to believe that Gilbert Gottfried found a woman who agreed to have sex with him. I say “agreed” because it would have to be consensual since any woman could easily kick the crap out of him.

  4. DeucePickle

    So sad that in 20 years they will switch places with each other.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Helicopter father, jet pack kid.

  6. Cock Dr

    Gilbert looks to be morphing into a small Obama gnome.

  7. This guy is the least funniest person EVER! I cannot believe he was ever paid for humor. He is enormously annoying and I can’t stand him. WTF!

  8. Minky Wail

    “So then, son, the father says, ‘We call ourselves the Aristocrats!’ “

  9. farting old man's wife

    Shut up kid or your parents will see us!!!

  10. dontlooknow

    I didn’t know lawn gnomes could father children.

  11. Carolyn

    He’s still a great Stern guest.

  12. Someone within childbearing age seriously fucked the parrot from Aladdin?

  13. Joe

    Look, there’s one floating by.

  14. Pio

    How did HE get such a cute kid. The miracles of modern science are so amazing these days.

  15. tlmck

    “Look dad! Those people have a car. Why don’t we have a car?”

  16. pixigoil

    omg. Who mates with this man?! Vomit.

  17. cc

    Genetics really are a roll of the dice, aren’t they?

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