Hey ladies, wanna jump on this “Hill”? Get it? Because I lost a lot of weight now only have a small pudge? Ok, how much?

Well, at least he’s not wearing skinny jeans. The hat keeps the hipster douche level the same, but at least the grossness factor has decreased.

Hipster douchebag. check
Hipster douchebag arm tattoo. check

Hat’s on backwards, motherfucker!

Nobody mentioned the fucking PERRIER yet.
1985 called and they want their pretentious, over-priced, french bubbly water back.

That’s gotta be pretty disappointing to lose a lot of weight only to find out you look like a jewee-er version of Dave Attell.

He’s obviously reading this because he listened to me about tucking his shirt in to his trousers. Next up: lose the bottle of water…that’s your kidneys job. We’re at the start of a journey Jonah, a journey in search of your chin. Bon voyage!

Looks like the weight’s starting to go back on.

He looks like a young, gay Al Capone.

Gotta give it Chaz, she is looking more like a dude.

Still a fat ass!

Turkey-lurkey you and a-Turkey-lurkey me!

How on earth do you retain ‘chin weight’?

Totally thought that was a lesbian.

Pictured here: Jonah Hill and all of his straight friends.