superficial

  1. Hey ladies, wanna jump on this “Hill”? Get it? Because I lost a lot of weight now only have a small pudge? Ok, how much?

  2. Colin

    Well, at least he’s not wearing skinny jeans. The hat keeps the hipster douche level the same, but at least the grossness factor has decreased.

  3. Venom

    Hipster douchebag. check
    Hipster douchebag arm tattoo. check

  4. Samuel L Jackson

    Hat’s on backwards, motherfucker!

  5. Buddy the Elf

    Nobody mentioned the fucking PERRIER yet.
    1985 called and they want their pretentious, over-priced, french bubbly water back.

  6. Arizona Ken

    That’s gotta be pretty disappointing to lose a lot of weight only to find out you look like a jewee-er version of Dave Attell.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He’s obviously reading this because he listened to me about tucking his shirt in to his trousers. Next up: lose the bottle of water…that’s your kidneys job. We’re at the start of a journey Jonah, a journey in search of your chin. Bon voyage!

  8. Sheppy

    Looks like the weight’s starting to go back on.

  9. Mike Walker

    He looks like a young, gay Al Capone.

  10. Gotta give it Chaz, she is looking more like a dude.

  11. Dave Mustaine

    Still a fat ass!

  12. Turkey-lurkey you and a-Turkey-lurkey me!

  13. cc

    How on earth do you retain ‘chin weight’?

  14. tmfvaughan

    Totally thought that was a lesbian.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Pictured here: Jonah Hill and all of his straight friends.

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