superficial

  1. So is that outfit leather or rubber?

  2. Formulaic

    blue shoes, background, eyes, saying it all.

  3. She’s actually naked in this pic.

  4. That is one hell of a bad liposuction, you can see the wrinkles through her pants.

  5. I think her husband’s name is as close to “Jack Mehoff” as we’re going to find in real life.

  6. mattain

    Billy Zane could do much better.

  7. Box

    you know, despite what the skeptics were saying, this marriage has surprised us all and really stood the test of time.

  8. tlmck

    “No really! I was sober once back in 1995.”

  9. The guy to the right in the plaid shirt and blue adidas is expressing with his face what we’re all feeling in our hearts looking at this photo.

  10. cc

    ‘Shopworn’…a adjective not often used for people, but in this case it’s perfect.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Someone to her right must have a beer.

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