1. adolf hitler

    true story

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Looks like it’s now or never if the academy are going to honour Casper

  3. The Pope

    Dr. Moreau lives!

  4. CptCreep

    1..2… Freddy’s coming for you…

  5. RHawk

    “I was dressed to go to India, but I hear Paris Hilton is there.”

  6. Tanzarian

    Indiana Gupta

  7. Anthony

    His shirt is made completely out of papyrus.

  8. That’s probably not the best choice of outfits for a guy who sounds like he’s in the process of taking a shit every time he talks.

  9. farting old man's wife

    So, that is where my husbands pajamas went!!!

  10. dontlooknow

    Nick, Nick, Nick…you can fool us by cutting your hair, but the nuthouse jumpsuit is a dead giveaway.

  11. And all of their faces twisted in terror as they looked anxiously at the sky when the record skipped and began to play, “Jeepers, Creepers. Where’d you get those peepers? Jeepers, Creepers. Where’d you get those eyes?”

    • farting old man's wife

      Holy SHIT!! You are right!! If he was green and scaly!! Wait? Yeah I see where this is going!!!

  12. Somewhere that afternoon, he was offered $4 an hour to pick cabbage.

  13. TomFrank

    “No time for fabric dye, Dr. Jones!”

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Don’t get me wrong, I love Tom Waits, too, I just don’t think I can pull of his look, so I don’t try.

  15. From the neck up: Harrison Ford. From the neck down: Sociopathic cult leader OR guy who’s wearing his jimmy-jams because he knows how uncomfortable it can be to fly coach. You choose.

  16. cc

    In the much anticipated Indiana Jones sequel, a man steals Indiana Jones hat and then converts to Islam.

  17. The Brown Streak

    If anyone is missing an Alzheimer’s patient, please check the Vancouver airport.

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