superficial

  1. Which one is more manly?

  2. Dude, where’d her penis go?

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can’t outrun a photoshop filter

  4. Venom

    Who said gay marriages can’t work.

  5. baked

    I do love a man with nice abs.. except, I don’t get why he’s wearing a bra..

  6. RHawk

    “josh, it doesn’t matter how fast you run. We are still married.”

  7. Is she crazy or what?! I can’t believe she’d go jogging with Joran van der Sloot.

  8. squishy

    Have T-Shirts gone out of style or something…

  9. farting old man's wife

    Spanx, she needs it now!!!

  10. I hear black is a very slimming color… for your cock.

  11. She’s thinking about feeling the burn and he’s thinking about alibi’s.

  12. Sin

    Fergie is in a losing battle with Father Time.

  13. cc

    Without make up, I bet her face looks Kirstie Alley’s.

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Josh:”Is she still there?”

  15. celebutard

    “Whatcha gonna do with all that lump, all that lump inside my gunt.”

  16. “Excuse me sir. Are you simply out for your morning jog or are you running from that giant penis behind you?”

  17. Mimi

    God I’d fuck the shit out of him!

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