Which one is more manly?
Dude, where’d her penis go?
You can’t outrun a photoshop filter
I thought it looked a little watercolory
Who said gay marriages can’t work.
I do love a man with nice abs.. except, I don’t get why he’s wearing a bra..
“josh, it doesn’t matter how fast you run. We are still married.”
Is she crazy or what?! I can’t believe she’d go jogging with Joran van der Sloot.
Have T-Shirts gone out of style or something…
Spanx, she needs it now!!!
I hear black is a very slimming color… for your cock.
She’s thinking about feeling the burn and he’s thinking about alibi’s.
Fergie is in a losing battle with Father Time.
Without make up, I bet her face looks Kirstie Alley’s.
Josh:”Is she still there?”
“Whatcha gonna do with all that lump, all that lump inside my gunt.”
Run, Josh, run!
“Excuse me sir. Are you simply out for your morning jog or are you running from that giant penis behind you?”
God I’d fuck the shit out of him!
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