1. Clown Shoes

    I own an oil drum that has that same outfit.

  2. Bobo

    Thick

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    What is Jack Black doing in a wig? (The gold bra and boots aren’t that surprising.)

  4. Coyote

    All of the men felt they were at the Limp skie Palace

  5. Flip her upside down and that weave will fall right out

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Pig in need of a blanket

  7. it had to be said

    Bring momma her cigarettes and bourbon, baby. You know I can’t go up stairs no more.

  8. JaneEarhart

    Landing the role as Thing 2 in Suessical is the best thing to happen to her career in years.

  9. Venom

    Yep, still fat.

  10. DeucePickle

    I think you misspelled Oompaloompsky Palace.

  11. Jill_Ess

    O M G

  12. buttholehead

    Body by Ke$ha

  13. your mom

    She’s not even trying anymore… someone please pull the plug.

  14. farting old man's wife

    When you are that size ya just don’t wear something that lets your cheeto and beer gut stick out!!! COVER IT UP BRITNEY!!!

  15. whiskeyafternoon

    if it weren’t for 10,000 doughnuts and a lifetime addiction to McDonald’s, I’d think this might be a Cirque du Soleil tryout

  16. *Click *Click *Click Oi! Britney! Stop it! Just stop it.

  17. michiez

    her body got destroyed from them children didnt it.

  18. I can’t decide which is funnier… imagining her wheezing while trying to go up the stairs, or imagining that she farted so hard and her tights directed the jetstream straight up the back of her head.

  19. Mwaddams

    That’s worse than I could have imagined.

  20. lori

    She’s moving quickly into mumu territory.

  21. mattain

    Even her extensions are trying to escape.

  22. cc

    I shudder to think of what’s inside that navel.

  23. TomFrank

    “Always to remember to use fabric softener to avoid the static cling, y’all!”

  24. azgirlgoneeast

    her body reminds me of a yule log….pity

  25. To Russia, with love. Please keep her.

  26. CranAppleSnapple

    I’ve seen this movie. They all tour the desert in a bus, right?

  27. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    It’s rare to see a post where the troll shows up before the first comment.

  28. MammaMia

    did people actually have to pay money to see her belly fat?

  29. pixigoil

    How is it that i’m outta shape and look better in a bikini?

  30. From the neck up: Celine Dion. From the neck down: A boudin sausage.

  31. AreIsEnough

    She obviously doesn’t have a clue. Someone should be honest with her and tell her she needs call it quits. She’s never used her natural voice without synthesizing and softening…but at least she used to have an ass that I wanted to use and abuse. Not so much anymore!!!!

    • Cock Dr

      As long as there are people willing to plunk down large amounts of money to see her stomp around & lip sync her management team will have her on the road and in front of the cameras. It’s sad.

  32. SherryGrrl

    Brit needs to lay off the sprankle cheese…

  33. MisterSuccint

    Earlier that day: “Is that… is that hair gel?”

  34. EZ-B

    No one told Brittany the stairs were electrified.

  35. The Brown Streak

    Russian men are not used to seeing hairless women with body fat.

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